February 2012
I've been up since 4 AM so the sack is what I...
Yeah, I said sack. Seacrest, out.
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“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug) Chris Rock played a zebra so lol
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Academy Awards - Best Actress
Glenn Close – Albert Nobbs Rooney Mara – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Viola Davis – The Help Meryl Streep – The Iron Lady Michelle Williams – My Week With Marilyn I love you, Meryl. But 
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Well you say brown liquor make you sleep alright
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Anonymous asked: "blood, sex, and screaming"? that's hot.
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Angelina Jolie is so smug about her fucking leg she deserves to have that shit amputated. Show me a tit and then we’ll talk.
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Anonymous asked: favorite genre?
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Oh shit. These are the Oscars. Not the Golden Globes. Whooooooooooops! I totally thought it was the Globes
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Listenstupidbitchee: Watagatapitusberry I’m not...
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kamelrhetoricagain replied to your post: How I feel about Titanic 3-D and the Titanic in general marry me Dude, I fucking will. I thought I was the only one who thought the Titanic was a waste of film and now this 3-D shit. No fucking way.
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How I feel about Titanic 3-D and the Titanic in...
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OSCAR WINNER BRET MCKENZIE
lofuckingl
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davidfinchers: Thank you Chris Rock for pointing out Hollywood’s racism because nobody else was going to do it wait, what?
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American Dad reruns > The fucking Globes
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mygayboyfriend: “it’s 2012, people. not everyone is racist.” “i’m color blind. i don’t see race. i don’t get why it’s such a big deal.” “stop being so sensitive. it was just a joke.” “stop playing the race card.” “stop making everything about race.”
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